... On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light, and next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike.
The cop said to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
The kid said, "Yeah."
The cop said, "Well next year, tell Santa to put a tail light on that bike."
The cop then proceeded to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid took the ticket. Before he rode off he said,
"By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
Humoring the kid, the cop said, "Yeah, he sure did."
The kid said, "Well next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."
2007-11-04 23:49:21 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent joke No8.!!!
Clever kid, lol.!!!
Cheers for a smile.!!
2007-11-05 04:13:43 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
thats a gr8 1 m8 abit rude for a young kid but hey!!!! av u got ne more as i luv jokes like that. im a bit crude :)
2007-11-04 23:53:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fablous, shut up, the joke is funny, get a life!
2007-11-05 02:04:23 · answer #3 · answered by Sexy-baby 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bright star for you mate
2007-11-05 00:33:30 · answer #4 · answered by megawale 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! Thats Funny!!!
2007-11-04 23:55:44 · answer #5 · answered by Kayleigh 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, if a cop really did that he would deserve a kick in the balls.
2007-11-04 23:53:00 · answer #6 · answered by MCGC 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol,10/10 *.....hahaha,soooooooooo funny .
Excellent joke,and thnx for the laugh.
2007-11-05 01:31:22 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol, very good, all laughing in the office too.
2007-11-05 00:00:54 · answer #8 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny..thanks for the joke
2007-11-04 23:52:41 · answer #9 · answered by kfuller19 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good HaHaHa
2007-11-04 23:52:53 · answer #10 · answered by The Rugby Player 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋