Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get outta here." The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg. In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
2007-11-04 23:01:18 · 18 answers · asked by Capt. Jack Sparrow 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks :-)
2007-11-04 23:12:54 · update #1
hahaha a good one !!!!!!!!!!!
thanks for bring the smile on my face after a long tiring day.
2007-11-05 03:58:46 · answer #1 · answered by neesha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A star is duly awarded. 11/10
2007-11-04 23:16:08 · answer #2 · answered by mistymiss 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!!
Thanks for the smile!!
10/10 + *
2007-11-04 23:23:57 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good. Teaches you a lot about history, apart from being funny!!
2007-11-08 15:54:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
... a return gift....
Teacher: charles Dickens said: What is there in a name?
A student: no sir, Shakes peare said that.
Teacher: shakespeare or Dickens, what is there in a name?
2007-11-06 22:09:43 · answer #5 · answered by JJ SHROFF 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanxx to bring a smile on my face
2007-11-06 21:19:09 · answer #6 · answered by P r u 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u cracked me up heres a star
2007-11-05 22:41:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny!
this is the 1st time i am reading this kind of joke..
good..
who made it???
nice one..
keep it up!!
2007-11-08 20:51:15 · answer #8 · answered by Jack 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke!
2007-11-04 23:49:09 · answer #9 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're right... Amazing.
Thanks for the smile! =)
2007-11-05 12:26:13 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a good one
2007-11-06 05:35:32 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋