Atomic Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.
Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with a fire at one end and a fool at the
other.
Classic:
A book which people praise, but do not read.
Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing
can be done together.
Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he/she got
the biggest piece.
Conference:
The confusion of one man/woman multiplied by the number present.
Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later
on.
Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest of us... Except that he/she got caught.
Dictionary:
A book where divorce comes before marriage.
Diplomat:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look
forward to the trip.
2007-11-04 22:28:14 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Divorce:
Future tense of marriage.
Doctor:
A person who kills your ills with his pills, and kills you with his bills.
Ecstasy:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt
before.
Etc:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Experience :
The name people give to their mistakes.
Father:
A banker provided by nature.
Lecture:
The art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the
notes of the students without it passing through the minds of either.
Love Affair:
Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a
five-day test.
Marriage:
An agreement in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains
her masters.
Miser:
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
2007-11-04 22:30:33 · update #1
Opportunist:
A person who starts taking a bath if he/she accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist:
A person who, while falling from the Eiffel Tower, says in mid-air, “See, I
am not injured yet!”.
Pessimist:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first
letter in word OPPORTUNITY
Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine
waterpower.
Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth while at home.
2007-11-04 22:30:53 · update #2
Oh My God!
You are good, this are so funny, thanks man.
2007-11-04 23:20:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2016-04-02 05:44:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-04 22:45:25 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-11-04 23:16:30 · answer #4 · answered by Angela M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL Good one. Have a star!
2007-11-05 20:16:32 · answer #5 · answered by Jim 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thank for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-05 02:16:33 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao these were too good u deserve a star
2007-11-04 22:33:36 · answer #7 · answered by blackcat XIII 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Really interesting and clever! I love it! Star! :-)
2007-11-04 22:35:53 · answer #8 · answered by ShelFish 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny indeed.
2007-11-04 22:49:10 · answer #9 · answered by Sharp Shooter 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good ones
2007-11-04 23:04:37 · answer #10 · answered by ward1703 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Star for you my friend.Brilliant.
2007-11-05 00:49:49 · answer #11 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋