You are driving at constant speed.
On your left is a sheer drop......on your right is a fire engine, travelling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig, the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it!
Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level, also travelling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?...........................
Get your drunken **** off the kiddies merry-go-round!
2007-11-04 22:06:56 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes I will when I am sober enough to do it.
2007-11-04 22:22:47 · answer #1 · answered by focus 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-05 06:35:00 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cheers for the monday blues chuckle! x
2007-11-05 06:24:23 · answer #3 · answered by suzanne p 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-11-05 06:11:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
good one!
10/10
2007-11-05 06:09:54 · answer #5 · answered by Al 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
just slown down and slowly stop your car and let the others go
2007-11-05 06:20:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-11-05 14:06:13 · answer #7 · answered by mal 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL very good
2007-11-05 06:24:15 · answer #8 · answered by chrissy 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
stop taking the acid tabs
2007-11-05 06:10:09 · answer #9 · answered by rattyrat 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
******* brilliant mate!
2007-11-05 09:58:36 · answer #10 · answered by Doodle 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋