During a recent Tuesday outing, Marilyn sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, Marilyn stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question.
"Will I be acquitted?"
2007-11-04 21:09:16 · 11 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey Sally did you get my e-mail?, oh yeah, I forgot, I cannot contact you, OK,what are you hiding?
2007-11-06 01:27:13 · update #1
lol,10/10,*.good one.
2007-11-04 21:18:26 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Marilyn is a typical example of the ladies committing adultery int he name of happiness and self-satisfaction.If her husband was also of the same nature and heterosexual, Marilyn will certainly be acquitted.
2007-11-05 05:24:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-11-05 05:17:15 · answer #3 · answered by mad ned 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one! 10!
2007-11-05 19:48:47 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
again you hit the spot
2007-11-05 05:22:06 · answer #5 · answered by ms avarage 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha ye thats a good one :)
2007-11-05 05:13:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it, very funny.
2007-11-05 05:16:03 · answer #7 · answered by Marijo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HaHa that worked for me!!!!!!!
2007-11-06 08:49:19 · answer #8 · answered by sally wag 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OH GRIEF!!! They get WORSE!!!!!! I really dunno whether to laugh or sigh over this 1! But thanks for trying to brighten up my evening.
2007-11-05 18:14:38 · answer #9 · answered by Bubbly Blonde 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolz!
2007-11-05 09:11:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋