One day, Quasimodo decides that he wants to go on a holiday so he asks his brother if he'd look after the bells at Notredame for a week.
Quasimodo leads him up to the belfry. "The bell-cords rotted through years ago," he says, " so I have to ring the bells from up here."
"Well," says Quasi, "I run at the bells, and hit them with my head like this...". bashing the nearest bell with his forehead which makes a beautiful loud ring.
After a few demonstrations, the brother decides to have a go. He runs up towards a bell, smacks his head against it and it makes a lovely ring but unfortunately it also gives him concussion. He staggers around the belfry for a moment before falling out down to the pavement below. As Quasimodo peers over the edge he can see a crowd of people gathering around the scene.
"Who is it?" says one.
"I'm not sure, but the face rings a bell," says another.
"Yes - he's a dead ringer for Quasimodo," says a third.
"No. I think it's his brother," says the second person, "I had a hunch he was back."
2007-11-04 18:41:53 · 14 answers · asked by Jonathan V 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i'm sure his brothers name was the lunchpack of notradam, caus he had a backpack for thirty years under his shirt and his wife did,nt even notice
2007-11-05 02:56:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Seems to me he pulled a Humpty Dumpty and took a great fall.
2007-11-04 19:54:22 · answer #2 · answered by steven5ball 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Great joke Jonathan so 10/10.!!!
Got me laughing here.!!!
Cheers man.!!
2007-11-05 04:15:33 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
What a way,
to start the day
2007-11-04 19:10:07 · answer #4 · answered by police 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Most excellent!!! LOL
2007-11-04 20:11:33 · answer #5 · answered by jan c 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very, very, very funny!!! Capital Funny!!
2007-11-04 18:52:20 · answer #6 · answered by sheek Txn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-11-04 22:42:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO...have a star
THE BELLS ..THE BELLSSSS,
;-)
2007-11-05 07:34:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-11-04 20:25:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Could it be shrek??
2007-11-04 18:46:32 · answer #10 · answered by vinny 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋