An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors:green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.
The old man just stared.
Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring.
The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
2007-11-04 18:31:26 · 19 answers · asked by Ms Medieval 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I was reading this at work and it was so funny that I drooled on my work papers. WOW!
2007-11-05 18:15:20 · answer #1 · answered by Jurrassikk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lololoollololol
nice 1
2007-11-05 05:35:10 · answer #2 · answered by this_is_me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi hi hi
2007-11-05 02:46:53 · answer #3 · answered by T_H 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahahaha...makes 1 wonder..LOL
2007-11-05 03:10:56 · answer #4 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thank You! This one is my absolute favorite for months!
I can really picture this happening. It's capital funny!
My elbow fell off my desk I laughed so hard.
(musta been my **funny** bone)
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2007-11-05 02:38:21 · answer #5 · answered by sheek Txn 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You really got me laughing,people are asking me what's the matter,i'm in my office right now..
Good one!
2007-11-05 03:18:54 · answer #6 · answered by Snowy.com 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Now that one was funny lol
2007-11-05 02:36:12 · answer #7 · answered by flutterby 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes you are coming up with some good ones. lol lol
2007-11-05 02:37:12 · answer #8 · answered by caligirl8 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL! You ARE on a roll! This is some funny sh*t!
2007-11-05 03:15:58 · answer #9 · answered by ♥bigmamma♥ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good 1
giggle giggle
i mean hahahaha
2007-11-05 02:35:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋