There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:
"Hello?"
"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
"Yes."
"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
"What's the price?"
"Only $1,500.00."
"Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much ... "
"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2004 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year ... "
"What price did he quote you?"
"Only $60,000 ... "
"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
"Great! But before we hang up, something else ... "
2007-11-04 18:29:13 · 15 answers · asked by Ms Medieval 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"What?"
"It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and ... I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property ... "
"How much are they asking?"
"Only $450,000 - a magnificent price...and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover ... "
"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?"
"OK, sweetie ... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
"Bye ... I do too ... "
The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap, and raises his hand and asks all those present,
"Okay... who's phone is this?"
2007-11-04 18:29:22 · update #1
this was made into a commercial. very funny if u ever seen it.
2007-11-04 19:16:59 · answer #1 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I kinda saw the ending coming.. It was obvious that he picked up someone else's phone. Good try
2007-11-04 18:36:18 · answer #2 · answered by Ess D 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hows that a humorous tale....a pissed blonde think of of her boyfreind is cheating on her she buys a gun bypass to his aparment see him cheating on a pink head so she aspects a gun on the pink head her boyfreinds trys to persuade her to now no longer shoot and the blonde then threatens him after the loss of life of a pink head now enable me answer your question with an distinctive question....have been's da humor
2016-11-10 07:46:19 · answer #3 · answered by slayden 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
guard your cell phone more closely than your wife, more mischief is possible with a less guarded cell phone
2007-11-04 18:37:12 · answer #4 · answered by wizard of the East 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My stomach is starting to hurt from all this laughter! It's great!!
2007-11-04 19:19:40 · answer #5 · answered by ♥bigmamma♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Had a feeling he's not the husband. Still funny.
Keep it up.
2007-11-04 19:12:33 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know that one with a slightly different ending...
2007-11-04 18:50:06 · answer #7 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
giggle giggle
i mean hahahaha
better than the last
2007-11-04 18:37:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i cant stop laughing you are cool
2007-11-04 19:30:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Would luv to see that happen.......LOL
2007-11-04 19:12:23 · answer #10 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋