Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him
2007-11-04 18:21:28 · 20 answers · asked by Ms Medieval 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG, that is soooo funny! LMAO!! I've got to tell this one to my husband! Our anniversary was last w/e & he's so lucky he forgot it too! I think I'd rather have nothing than that gift though! LOL!!
2007-11-04 18:40:21 · answer #1 · answered by ♥bigmamma♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The funny joke means Rick is leaving his wife. He is just around the corner. Try to convince him to come back.
2007-11-05 02:29:09 · answer #2 · answered by lui 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow! Another good joke. Luv it.
2007-11-05 03:09:53 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WTF!
Way too funny. Got cha!
2007-11-05 02:40:30 · answer #4 · answered by citizenvnfla 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Sending that one to people, if you don't mind of course!
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2007-11-05 02:26:24 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor ricky
why did he marry such a whale
2007-11-05 02:38:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
XD XD XD Omg... XD hahaha
2007-11-05 02:24:30 · answer #7 · answered by Ess D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA HA
2007-11-05 04:40:45 · answer #8 · answered by Laura Q 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny....not as funny as the last one but still funny
2007-11-05 02:24:58 · answer #9 · answered by ChaRiaLer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one is cool! Luv it...
2007-11-05 02:28:49 · answer #10 · answered by minerhea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋