if you are then I guess that would make me your king as I am The Lizard King ( I am the reincarnation of Jim Morrison). if you aren't lizards then what are you and who do you favor atheists or religious? (i hope you eat the religious and not us atheists)
2007-11-04 16:37:28 · 6 answers · asked by Dr. R PhD in Revolution 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
if you are lizards then you will bow down to me. all lizards follow my command.
2007-11-04 16:46:27 · update #1
I try not to eat the religious folk, all that guilt makes the meat tough.
2007-11-04 16:47:05 · answer #1 · answered by Gawdless Heathen 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lizard, gizard
King?
Ok yer highness
your a crawler then if yer a lizzard
2007-11-04 16:42:00 · answer #2 · answered by Don m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
powerful, greater biology, attempt this one, mines a protracted one too, wish you savour it! a splash chook become flying in direction of the rainforest whilst it heard some thing calling out. It flew down and located an elephant caught in a dirt hollow. hi Mr Elephant am i able to help? No yet bypass and gat the King o the jungle Mr Lion. Off the chook went and located him at abode. instructed him the subject so he have been given his Porsche from the storage and a tow rope and observed the chook to the elephant on pulled him out. The elephant become so grateful that he instructed him he become now his chum and every time he become in hassle he ought to call on him. …………And the months rolled via until sometime the elephant become strolling in direction of the wooded area and he ought to hearken to a cry for help. sounds like my chum he theory. He chanced on him in a similar dirt hollow! bypass get Mr Lion stated the chook. Off went the elephant, crashing in direction of the wooded area to the lion’s abode. Knocked on the door, no answer, rushed to Mr Rhino’s abode and become instructed Mr Lion had long previous on holiday only that morning. Panic set in, he rushed to confirm the little chook who had now sunk as much as his wing-pits. Little chook sorry Mr Lion become no longer in. I’ll ought to get you out myself. With that he reversed as much as the hollow and caught his tail out, however the chook couldn’t attain it. He tried along with his trunk, nevertheless couldn’t attain. Oh no he theory yet then i'm a bull elephant with another very great appendage and with that he pushed it out so a procedures as he ought to attain. The little chook hung on tightly with its beak and become pulled out! ………………. And the ethical of the story is that in case you’ve have been given a c**ok like an elephant you don’t prefer a Porsche to tug a chook!!!! am i able to get the ten factors for superb answer for this joke please .......
2016-12-30 19:27:02 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, you're on to us... We are all great big lizards.
2007-11-04 16:41:18 · answer #4 · answered by legendofslipperyhollow 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i am the behemouth of the deep. i command you to go to church, or i shall eat you.
2007-11-04 16:41:18 · answer #5 · answered by bad guppy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We are ruled by no one.
2007-11-04 16:43:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋