A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting, because they don't smell and are quite silent."
The doctor says, "I see. Please take two of these pills each day, and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady comes back. "Doctor, she says, I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts - though still silent-really stink terribly."
The doctor replied, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, lets work on your hearing... "
2007-11-04 14:20:45 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Aw that was so cute!
2007-11-04 14:24:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-03 09:01:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-04 14:25:34 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-04 17:32:27 · answer #4 · answered by mad ned 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-11-04 14:28:50 · answer #5 · answered by Marijo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how is it cute???? i hope no-one ever finds me to be 'cute'!!! funny, definately....cute...no!
2007-11-04 14:56:54 · answer #6 · answered by glorybnaughty1 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was funny :)
2007-11-04 14:25:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha = ]
2007-11-04 14:39:22 · answer #8 · answered by Vanessa 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL.... cute....
2007-11-04 15:25:58 · answer #9 · answered by -_-'' 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Nice joke! =D Thanks for sharing.
2007-11-04 14:24:46 · answer #10 · answered by Pudding 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋