On july 8th 1947 a ufo crashed onto a sheep ranch in Roswell N.M., 9 months later 9 children were born.Hillary Rodham, Albert Gore jr., John F. Kerry, William J. Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer, and Barbara Boxer.
Does this have anything to do with thier pro-illegal stance?
Does this have anything to do with aliens and sheep?
Be afraid, be very afraid.
2007-11-04 13:32:33 · 7 answers · asked by Commandant Marcos 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
JJ; concider this a joke
2007-11-04 13:48:31 · update #1
Actually it was 10 children that was born. The last one was George Bush, the runt of the litter.
2007-11-06 07:44:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke but not quite accurate.
Can't we just say they are all unpatriotic treasonous scum without repeating false stories about them?
Hillary Clinton: October 26, 1947
John Kerry: December 11, 1943
Bill Clinton - August 19, 1946
Howard Dean - November 17, 1948
Nancy Pelosi - March 26, 1940
Dianne Feinstein - June 22, 1933
Charles Schumer - November 23, 1950
Barbara Boxer - November 11, 1940
2007-11-04 13:43:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Had boss in New Mexico he and wife saw one on mountain road,high up and when he eached for camera....zip. Liqour store owner told me he and his family on caming trip saw on and he went nuts over this and seemed normal all the other times. Didn't finish the story as had just gone through divorce and asked him what was the problem and a voice behind me said, "You haven't met the right woman yet." I turned around and 4'11" beauty queen. Needless to say we left and started dating, never got back to story, but I think he said there were a bunch of lights.
Another time I was on a country road at 10 pm and went by a bunch of lights that look like those road signs you see that are the small saw horse type with the white and orange lines and blinking light. They were down between two pretty big hills and only about thirty feet off the road.
Anyway three of the lights started following me and i was in a a chevelle witha 350, four speed. I got u pto 130 and they followed me with no bumps, but road ws pretty good for acountry road. In the distance was a light and it turned out to be a country store witha large gravel lot, so I looked back and the lights were there. As I slowed down I pullled in and slid sideways and then finished up with a 180 turn and pointing the other way and nothing but dust.
In a few seconds i jumped back on the road heading back the way I had come and nothing. this car did the quater in 13 and not many rides around that did that, much less turn around and go the other way. When I cam eby the to hills nothing.
Went to the next town about 10 miles away and at 10:30 pm a sheriff and couple of locals were out and I stiopped and told what happened. Sheriff looked like Rod Steiger in The Heat of the Night. He asked me if I was on drugs and then I laughed and figured I abetter leave, so I told him it must have been kids. But should have gone back the nexxt day, but 100 miles. Few more stories, but later. Take care. Oh yea the sheriff and locals acted like those guys in "The Thing" jwith Kurt Russell.
2007-11-04 15:02:51 · answer #3 · answered by R J 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
True story: I know a woman whose father was stationed at Roswell in 1947. He would NEVER answer questions about what he saw or knew to his family. On his death bed a few years ago, my friend asked him one last time "Dad did you see aliens?" He just smiled and repeated the word "aliens".
SO who knows? LOL.....
2007-11-04 13:38:13 · answer #4 · answered by Dirty Martini 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
You forgot Bush. LOL and believe me...I'm afraid.
2007-11-04 13:50:33 · answer #5 · answered by Dog Tricks 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Think they did one too many probes on ya and not the friendly type. 0_0
GO GREYS!!!!
2007-11-04 13:40:35 · answer #6 · answered by Benny M 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-11-04 15:25:23 · answer #7 · answered by Jackie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋