He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food
He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just did'nt get it
And even when he was dead he had to get up because there was more work to do
2007-11-04 11:23:09 · 21 answers · asked by Plato 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
some one has no sense of humour!
might have guessed on this site-lighten up- Jesus would have laughed
2007-11-04 11:28:22 · update #1
By the way it may surprise you but I am a Christian!
2007-11-04 11:30:06 · update #2
Plato. this was a gem.
I think Jesus would have laughed.]
i think if you dig a bit deeper you could have fattened up that list quite a bit.
thanks for the joke.
email me private and I'll give you a joke like this you'll enjoy and be able to tell others
peace out
frankiechocolate@yahoo.com
2007-11-04 11:31:31 · answer #1 · answered by frankiechocolate 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Little one,
Ever wonder what is the definition of Jesus?
We are still at loss getting kick on the butts by the three monkeys in climbing up the coconut trees and still look green.
Luke 2.32
What do you think?
2007-11-04 16:55:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
and the most compelling evidence is that the three wise men came running out of the stable shouting JESUS its a girl
2016-05-27 09:10:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
most compelling evidence is not whether jesus was man or woman it is he was also god and the holy spirit. mary birthed joseph a son without intercourse so truely she was examined and found to be a virgin mother empregnated by the works of god.
2007-11-04 11:28:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Don't forget the paintings make him look like a bearded lady.
2007-11-04 13:51:05 · answer #5 · answered by Emperor Insania Says Bye! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
I agree Plato, don't let them get you down, Jesus has a great sense of humor!
2007-11-04 11:25:42 · answer #6 · answered by Last Ent Wife (RCIA) 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
see you have got a copy of Tom Shields diary also.
2007-11-04 23:53:31 · answer #7 · answered by Catwhiskers 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That 's very clever Plato, nicely done.
2007-11-04 14:07:18 · answer #8 · answered by Steel Rain 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
at first i didnt realize this was a joke until i read your edit note but it was pretty funny
2007-11-04 11:30:43 · answer #9 · answered by s2 xo Dana 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha not as good as the other 2!!!
2007-11-04 12:06:17 · answer #10 · answered by Beenie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋