you know you are a bridezilla when you....?

Question

if you list 20 good reasons to tell you are a bridezilla i would give you 10 points. start as "you know you are a bridezilla when..." thanks

Answer 1

... you begin to actually believe that you and your wedding are the center of the universe.

Answer 2

1. you know you are a bridezilla when you have to select your attendants, you ask the first people you come in contact with

2.you know you are a bridezilla when you tell your fiancé that this is your wedding and don’t allow any input from him or his family.

3.you know you are a bridezilla when you treat your parents, as what they are, an open checkbook.

4. you know you are a bridezilla when you expect your bridesmaids to throw extravagant showers and bachelorette parties, never mind that this may include several trips all over the country.

5. you know you are a bridezilla when your wedding cake has a mezzanine level.

6.you know you are a bridezilla when your wedding planner has a restraining order against you.

7. when your dogs are named Vera Wang, Martha Stewart and Gift Registry.

8. you know you are a bridezilla when you refer to the groom as "Whats his name" or don't even mention him in your wedding planning (UGH)

9. you know you are a bridezilla when you trick your bridesmaids into thinking you've invited them to an awesome dinner and you bring along your latest DIY project and con them into helping you

10. you know you are a bridezilla when you can't have a conversation about your wedding that doesn't involve tears or yelling.

11. You know when your a bridezilla when you spend a lot of time starting sentences with, “I’m not high maintenance or anything BUT…”

12. you know your a bridezilla when you make your attendants get matching blue dresses, and dye their hair and shoes powder-blue to go along with your Tiffany-themed wedding. AND THEY HAVE TO PAY FOR IT!

13. You know your a bridezilla when doing your RSVP's, an insert explaining the minimum requirement of a $200 cash gift in order to attend, registry information for Tiffany's and Trump Tower, and an itinerary of what the bride will be doing every minute of the wedding weekend.

14. You know your a bridezilla when someone asks if you've registered at walmart you say "WALMART!?! that place is sooo cheap"

15. You know your a bridezilla when you tell your mother that if you don't get to approve of her makeup and outfit for the wedding, she doesn't get to show her face

16. you know your a bridezilla when you include a money holder envelope in the invitations AND a listing to your wedding registry.

17.You know your a bridezilla when your mom tells you she will buy your dress and has a budget of 700 dollars and you SCREAM AND WHINE.

18. You know your a bridezilla when you don't care how much everything costs, your parents will pay for it

19. You know your a bridezilla when your friends start to avoid you because you won't stop talking about the wedding.

20. You know your a bridezilla when your hairstylist and manicurist spends hours on you and "it's still not right!"

Answer 3

You know you are a bridezilla when...

1.) People see you coming and run for cover.
2.) Your eyes have turned permanently red from glaring.
3.) You find that your fiance's clothes have holes in them from the glares of death.
4.) You begin to yell about the color of the toilet paper being off-white and not white like you asked for.
5.) You have sent your dress back 5 times for alterations and complain about it every time it comes back.
6.) The cake lady goes "oh crap here she comes" when you get close.
7.) If you can't take your blood pressure because it wont register.
8.) Your friend brings ice packs and band-aids to every shopping event.
9.) If you tell your best friend off 6 times.. in an hour.
10.) If someone in your family buys you midol because they think you are on PMS.
11.) At dinner people take all sharp objects away from you.
12.) If people you don't even know come up to you and tell you that they are praying for you.
13.) If you use the phrase, "I am not yelling, I am talking assertively!"
14.) When people tell you that they scheduled root canals done so that they don't have to be around you.
15.) When everything you say has to do with, "my wedding."
16.) Your bridal party has suddenly picked up the habit of drinking hard liquor.
17.) Your boss doesn't dare question you anymore.
18.) "Please don't hurt me." becomes something you frequently hear.
19.) "Let me get my manager.." is said in fear by most customer service employees when dealing with you.
20.) You no longer sleep due to all the death threats.

Answer 4

each of us have to do 20?

1. You refuse to let your groom help with planning.
2. You want your bridesmaids to wear hideous dresses and don't take their opinions into consideration.
3. Change your mind constantly and expect everyone to accommodate immediately.
4. You demand a bridal shower.
5. You demand a bachelorette party.
6. Your wedding is on the beach and you want your girls in high heels so they "look pretty". (Saw this one here on YA).
7. Refuse to let a female friend of your groom attend because you are insecure, and would be pissed if your groom said you could not have a male friend attend.
8. You demand your parents to pay for the wedding. Whether it be the father you haven't talked to in two years or the parents who are "rolling in dough", or the single mother living paycheck to paycheck.
9. Demanding those in the wedding party to attend a shower or other party when they live very far away and are already spending oodles of money to be IN your wedding.
10. You demand that anybody in your wedding party cannot get pregnant until after the wedding day.

I can only think of ten right now.

Answer 5

You know you are a bridezilla when

Before the wedding,
you set up the gift registry which includes designer house wares, designer electronics and silk and cashmere sheets. You then purchased a trip to Galapagos islands for your honeymoon with your fiance's credit card.

1 day before the wedding:
you argue with your sister when she alters her dress to make it look less cruella de vil, and complains about how droopy the flower arrangements are, how bad the acoustics of the church is, and proclaims to everyone that you're the center of attention, and that you're to be treated like a queen.

3 hours before the wedding: disagreeing to the hair do that you've agreed to 3 months ago on your wedding day and making the hairstylist Ken Paves at fault for it, wail about how FAT you've grown, and how terrible that Vera Wang dress makes you look, messing up all the make up that took an hour. When all your brides maids try to calm you down, you snapped at them saying "Back off, *****"

1 hour before the wedding:
You proceeds to scream at your mother in law for arriving late, and picks fight with the your clans about why your uncle's cousin's nephew gf is invited. Time and again you reminded your dad to make sure that his tempo was correct when walking down the aisle or else he's get a good pinch from you. And to your mother, not a word of thanks to that horse drawn carriage she's gotten for you, but how stinky that horsey is.

After the ceremony
You complained to your guests how off-tuned the church choir sang, bitched about the long loooooong ceremony, compare wedding rings with other married women in front of your in-laws and loudly proclaim how small it is, then put up a whole attitude about it to your now-poor husband. Later, you go up to the uncle's cousin's nephew's gf to see if she's brought you a 'decent' gift, and then proceed to kick her out of the party. During the dance, you have no problem stepping on your husband's foot and pretended that you're the happiest woman alive!

Answer 6

You know you are a bridezilla when you:

1 - make your bridesmaids wear their hair a certain way
2- make your bridesmaids wear certain jewellry
3 - Make your groomsmen where pink or purple, unless they are metrosexuals
4- have screamed at your fiance over something wedding-related like cake or candles
5- speak to your wedding planner more than your fiance
6- plan your own wedding shower because your maid of honor "just won't do it the way you want it to be done"
7- base who will be in your wedding party on looks aka "He can't be your best man.... imagine how fat he would look in a tux!"
8 - don't care how much the wedding will cost and if you are going to go into major debt you WILL BE A PRINCESS DAMN IT!
9- refuse to eat anything but lettuce and celery and such because you have to be skinnier than ______(fill in name/relation)
10- are seriously considering disowning your mother because she wont' wear the dress you want her to.
11- are already considering divorce, but you still want to go through with the wedding because there is no way you are going without your special day
12- have broken your cell phone because you have slammed it shut after discussing something with a vendor
13 - think it is unfair for Daddy to put a budget on your spending
14 - refuse to come to your own wedding because you can not arrive by helicopter/horse and carriage/elephant etc.
15 - Start to become so picky about colors that for purple only violet will do, not grape or deep purple, JUST VIOLET!
16 - have thrown something at a bridesmaid/fiance/family member/vendor
17 - are mad that pre-marital counselling is taking up so much of your weding planning time
18 - Have uttered a statement along the lines of "I don't care whether or not we are broke, you will find a way, ANYWAY to pay for this, because I WANT IT"
19 - Refused to bring your fiance to something wedding related (such as picking out your reception site/florist etc) because he always tries to help decide
20 - You replaced your fiances number on speed dial with your wedding planners.