Bus load of nuns die in a crash and go to heaven. St peter asks the first nun have you ever had contact with a penis? she says "i touched one with my finger once" St peter says "dip it in holy water."
He then asks the next nun " i fondled one" she replied. "put your hand in holy water" he replied.
suddenly there's a commotion, a nun has pushed to the front, st peter asks whats up?
"if i have to gargle that holy water i want to do it before sister mary sticks her a**e in it!"
2007-11-04 09:19:48 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha!
Have a star!
2007-11-04 09:32:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-04 12:04:54 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!!
2007-11-04 11:26:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT NUNS LOL, HILARIOUS
help me out here
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2007-11-04 10:12:51 · answer #4 · answered by brenda 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nun the wiser.lol
2007-11-04 10:09:49 · answer #5 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Top class!!!! Best joke I've heard on here in a long while.
2007-11-04 20:40:48 · answer #6 · answered by grassmonkeys 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-11-04 20:36:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thank for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-05 02:37:29 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That made me giggle! nice one, have a star *
2007-11-04 16:31:41 · answer #9 · answered by jules 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm . think that deserves a laugh
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2007-11-04 11:41:20 · answer #10 · answered by Fr3dinbed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋