This is the message in an answering machine in a mental Health hospital: "Thank you for calling the Mental Health Institute, the healthiest company for the craziest times. If you are obcesive-compulsive, press repeatly the 1. If you are co-dependant sked to someone else to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5 and 6. If you are a paranoic, we already know who you are, what you do and what you want, so please remaind on the line meanwhile we track your call. If you are suffering allusinations, press the 7 in that gigant phone of colors that you, and just you, can see to your right. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefuly that little voice inside your head that will tell you what number you have to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, you'll get nothing out of your misserable situation. If you are suffering indecision, leave your message after...listening the tone, before the tone, during the tone, any ways, wait for the tone.
2007-11-04 07:00:52 · 9 answers · asked by Javy 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If your auto esteem is low, please hang up. All out operators are attending people more important than you. But, if you voted for Bush, or you are thinking to vote for Hillary or Obama in the elections to come...please hang up, we attend crazy people, not morones."
2007-11-04 07:03:39 · update #1
LOL! HAHA! I wonder if bush knows we hate him??
2007-11-04 07:21:17 · answer #1 · answered by koolio 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-04 15:08:49 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-04 20:22:58 · answer #3 · answered by Felix V 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats soo kool, lmao, would have to pess 7. lmao
2007-11-04 16:21:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny lol
2007-11-04 15:21:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are very funny!
2007-11-04 15:12:16 · answer #6 · answered by campionul 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
nice
2007-11-04 15:13:20 · answer #7 · answered by Skank 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is great!! smart joke!!:)))
LOL!!!:)))
2007-11-04 15:25:25 · answer #8 · answered by altu 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol.
2007-11-04 15:13:11 · answer #9 · answered by autumn♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋