As told by the Blonde...How many Brunets does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One
2007-11-04 05:36:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is hilarious....
2007-11-04 05:39:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
A blonde a brunette and a purple head are captured via a canible he advised them to getThere grew to become right into a blonde who discovered herself sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer only stored bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. ultimately, the lawyer presented her 10 to a million odds, and mentioned each and every time the blonde ought to no longer answer one in all his questions, she owed him $5, yet each and every time he ought to no longer answer hers, he'd supply her $50.00. The lawyer figured he ought to no longer lose, and the blonde reluctantly familiar. The lawyer first asked, "what's the gap between the Earth and the closest vast call?" with out asserting a be conscious the blonde surpassed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What is going up a hill with 3 legs and springs backpedal the hill with 4 legs?" nicely, the lawyer appeared puzzled. He took quite a few hours, looking up each and every thing he ought to on his pc or maybe putting numerous air-to-floor telephone calls attempting to locate the answer. ultimately, offended and pissed off, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00 The blonde placed the $50 into her handbag with out remark, however the lawyer insisted, "what's the respond on your question?" with out asserting a be conscious, the blonde surpassed him $5.
2016-12-08 11:52:31 · answer #2 · answered by hazelbush 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Öööööh!
burn!
hahahaha
cheers
2007-11-04 05:52:22 · answer #3 · answered by Now I'm Outta Here 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Blonde jokes are waayyyyy more funny! and this one is hilarious! wanna hear? abd Brunettes! are baetter than blondes in these ways:
Cuter
Better at anything
smarter
tougher
hotter
funnier
nicer
cooler
thinks more
nicer body
better face features
and everything else
and we arnt always tomboys.........we are normal..unlike blondes......DUH!
2007-11-04 05:46:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 3⤋
thats a gay joke get a life man
2007-11-04 05:40:57 · answer #5 · answered by perfectly me 3 · 1⤊ 4⤋
HA HA HA!
2007-11-04 05:40:55 · answer #6 · answered by inkmama 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
im blonde... and i ask, "how many BLONDES does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" and the answer is "none, because most blondes get money from their Daddies to pay some fat guy with his butt crack showing to change the lightbulb for them, or they ask their hott boyfriend to do it. ...
I also ask "how many brunetts does it take to screw in a light bulb", just like u asked. and the answer isnt "one" its "none, because brunetts are masculine tomboys and they all fight over who gets the chance to screw in the lightbulb. they fight so much they brake the bulb and now no one can cange it. so they beg a rich blonde to pay an old fat guy, or ask their boyfriend to get a new lightbulb, because brunetts are masculine retarded mother fcker tomboys."
the moral(s) of the story:
1. dont make blonde jokes, or blondes-telling-brunett jokes because it isnt nice
2. blonde are better than brunetts, duh!
2007-11-04 05:45:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 9⤋
Ha! That is pretty good.
2007-11-04 05:40:58 · answer #8 · answered by zhero2007 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
that is really funny lol
2007-11-04 06:47:30 · answer #9 · answered by Courtney 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I don't get it
2007-11-04 05:40:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋