Two men are driving through London when they get pulled over by a cop. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his stick. The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the officer smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver asks, What the hell was that for? The officer answers, You're in London son. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car." The driver says, I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here. The officer does a check on the driver's license, and he's OK. He gives the man his license back, walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the officer smacks him on the head with the stick. The passenger asks, What'd you do that for? The officer says, Just making your wish come true. The passenger asks, Making what wish come true? The officer says, I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say to your friend here, I wish that @sshole would've tried that sh*t with me.
2007-11-04 05:11:22 · 11 answers · asked by beanerjr 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Mssassy7
I feel your pain but
did you see what my Lions just did to Denver 44 - 7 baby
2007-11-04 08:38:25 · update #1
Good one! Needed a good laugh after the @ss whipping Adrian Peterson just put on my Chargers!
2007-11-04 08:18:07 · answer #1 · answered by MsSassy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-04 16:10:32 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA good one
I wish that @sshole would've tried that sh*t with me.
2007-11-06 17:40:01 · answer #3 · answered by slow poke 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!....i guess they have given up on Political correctness,,,ha!
2007-11-04 14:39:21 · answer #4 · answered by Rada S 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
am I able to take the stick out of that ahole's hand and but it up his ***. bet I would
2007-11-06 23:52:05 · answer #5 · answered by Mike P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
no kiddin'
so what happens next?
does he get out and pummel the copper
cheers?
2007-11-04 13:15:35 · answer #6 · answered by Now I'm Outta Here 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
haha funny
2007-11-04 13:16:16 · answer #7 · answered by live4fun1121 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha lol funny
2007-11-04 13:17:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
this is the best one ive seen all day!
2007-11-04 13:17:47 · answer #9 · answered by keightebby 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that was funny, thank's for the laugh.
2007-11-04 13:15:48 · answer #10 · answered by Gone 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋