Mine are:
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, because the dark is afraid of him.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding
The sun doesn't go down, it hides from Chuck Norris
2007-11-04 04:08:54 · 7 answers · asked by The Broken Doll 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
-Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter
-Chuck Norris has counted to infinity - twice.
-If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun, and won
-Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
2007-11-04 06:32:27 · answer #1 · answered by Eric 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
- The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
- Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
- The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
- There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
2007-11-04 04:26:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is responsible for what is known as "ghost". Death could not process the amount of people that Chuck Norris killed, therefore while in the waiting line for death you first become a ghost.
2007-11-04 05:17:07 · answer #3 · answered by cheri1286 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Children wear superman pajamas
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
2007-11-04 04:38:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried. Ever.
2007-11-04 04:15:26 · answer #5 · answered by da_ridge_2005 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris merely says "no" to drugs. If he reported "convinced", it would fall down Colombia's infrastructure... at the same time as it changed into chanced on by technique of Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him contained in the face. all of us understand Albert Einstein immediately as Stephen Hawking... at the same time as Chuck Norris changed into denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it changed into 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the keep so complicated it grew to grow to be a Wendy's.... Chuck Norris makes use of pepper spray to develop his steaks.... at the same time as Chuck Norris turned right into a toddler, he did not suck his mom's breast. His mom served him whiskey, immediately out of the bottle.... Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in 2 minutes.... Chuck Norris crossed the line. no human being has ever dared question his motives.... Chuck Norris grinds his espresso with his teeth and boils the water with his personal rage....
2016-10-23 09:27:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris sold me an expensive clothes hanger, the Total Gym. Thanks Chuck.
2007-11-04 04:12:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋