Three guys die and go to heaven. At the gate, St. Peter tells them, "We're going to give you each a vehicle based on how faithful you were in your relationships."
The first guy says, "I never strayed." St. Peter gives him a Rolls-Royce. The second man says, "When I was young, I cheated. But I was completely faithful to my last girlfriend." St. Peter figures that counts for something, and gives him a Pontiac. The third man says, "I hit on everyone I could, all the time." St. Peter rolls out an old motorcycle. Later, the man on the motorcycle sees the guy with the Rolls crying. He pulls up and says, "Hey, what's the matter?"
"I just saw my girlfriend go by," says the guy in the Rolls, sobbing. "She was on roller skates!"
LOL. Please, no harsh comments. Star if you like the joke!!
2007-11-04 03:57:39 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's funny, I'll star ya
2007-11-04 04:03:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I first heard it years ago and the third guy was the one who was laughing. The others said "Why are you laughing when you've only got that old motorcycle?"
"Because." He replied "I've just seen the priest on roller skates!"
2007-11-04 04:15:53 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA nice heres one for you we got told the other day - A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. “Cold floors,” he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, “Bad food.” They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. “I quit,” he says. “That’s not surprising,” the elders say. “You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here.”
2016-04-02 04:20:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So a skeleton walks into the bar. He orders a beer and a mop. Do I get best answer?
2007-11-04 04:08:50 · answer #4 · answered by Wylie Coyote 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
heard it before but still funny! star for you!
2007-11-04 04:18:19 · answer #5 · answered by Christine$hotbabe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-11-04 04:35:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny star 4 u :-)
:-)
2007-11-04 05:24:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow
2007-11-04 04:40:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am really sorry I do not get it please explain I gave you a star anyway..=)
2007-11-04 07:08:07 · answer #9 · answered by Courtney 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh hahaha.
it took me a while to get it. :)
2007-11-04 04:32:33 · answer #10 · answered by beachbellex3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋