I bought you all donuts!!!
2007-11-04 02:48:59 · 28 answers · asked by GEISHA 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
of course! (how rude of me) donuts for everyone, crispy creme obviously
2007-11-04 02:52:15 · update #1
oops, valerie woke up crankie!
nevermind. did you hear about the church that gives out donuts to people to entice them in to services? I saw it in a film, can you remember what it was?
2007-11-04 02:54:15 · update #2
Lol that's funny!
Have a Great Day!
~SuperGirl~
2007-11-04 02:51:50 · answer #1 · answered by Jordan 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you are making a reference to a well known figure of speech then yes, lol, mainly full of regret from a drunken night. If it's coffee in general then no, don't like the stuff and I can't stand 'coffee breath' on guys and girls as well believe it or not!! Numark
2016-05-27 07:35:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a matter of fact, I did smell the coffee this morning. Had two cups and proceeded to thank God for such a beautiful morning.
Thanks, but I don't eat donuts.
So you woke up this morning and who did you thank for another day to live?
2007-11-04 02:58:05 · answer #3 · answered by Tinman12 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Coffee, no doubt has a wonderful aroma, when it fills the morning air! It has been said that it puts a little zip into ones step!
There is a beautiful aroma that is omitted from within the heart of man, when the heart is allowed to open. This aroma attracts the "Creator" of the human heart, much like the nectar within a flower, attracts the honey bee!
May we all arise and awaken to this most beautiful aroma!
2007-11-04 02:59:47 · answer #4 · answered by WillRogerswannabe 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If they fail to smell the coffee, we should restrict the Christians' civil-rights. This will actually give them a boost since they EXPECT to be persecuted in the end-times. We need to treat them legally as children, to circumvent all that silly civil-rights stuff. By law, every Christian must have a legal guardian, the true owner of their suburban homes and cars, etc. Oh, forget the cars too, because let's decree that Christians can't drive since, by their own admission, they might get "divine visions" at the wheel of anything but that 18-wheeler coming at them. So from now on they can ONLY take public transit, buses and streetcars and subways, driven by Atheists.
Or Christianity will end up like smoking. Little by little people will recognize the harm, and restrict its practice in public, quite legally.
If Christians don't smell the coffee now they will be patronized and get to drink only juice-boxes from then on! This is fitting, so everyone should work to infiltrate your government to make it so.
2007-11-04 02:56:43 · answer #5 · answered by PIERRE S 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Oh man, how about some milk with these donuts? Are they cream filled? I also enjoy chocolate dutch crunch.
2007-11-04 02:51:07 · answer #6 · answered by thai 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I saw that too, about giving out doughnuts. I woke up and smelled the coffee many years ago, and I'm happier because of it.
2007-11-04 03:24:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love your question. I don't think they will. Wishing for things to be true doesn't make them so (life after death, the virgin birth of Jesus etc.). Then there is that prayer thing. When they pray and it works out then it must have been the prayer. But when it doesn't work out (I am sure that some people on sinking ships and crashing planes pray) it wasn't because the prayer failed.
2007-11-04 03:06:59 · answer #8 · answered by jonny5kids 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I'm a Christian but UGH I'm on a diet!
Aren't Krispy Kreme Donuts - fresh out of the oven - the absolute best?!?
I swear - as a recovering drug addict I can also attest - they are better than cocaine!
But thanks for the offer!
2007-11-04 02:53:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Where's the coffee? I'll take mine with Vanilla Nut creamer and Splenda, if you've got it!
You can hold the donuts though. Thanks.
2007-11-04 03:48:11 · answer #10 · answered by The_Cricket: Thinking Pink! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never get to wake up to the smell of coffee... I'm always the one who has to make it. Boo.
2007-11-04 02:51:52 · answer #11 · answered by I love my baby boy! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋