It has ben known for many years that s*x is good exercise,but untill recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different se*ual activities.Now after original and proprietary research they are proud to present the results:
Removing her clothes:
With her consent.....12 calories
Without her consent.....187 calories
Opening her bra:
With both hands.....8 calories
with one hand.....12 calories
With your teeth.....85 calories
Putting on a condom:
With an ere*tion.....6 calories
Without an ere*tion.....315 calories
Positions:
Missionary.....12 calories
*9 lying down.....78 calories
6* standing up.....112 calories
Wheelbarrow.....216 calories
Dog*y style.....328 calories
Italian chandelier.....936 calories
Orga*sms:
Real.....142 calories
False.....452 calories
Post org*sm
Lying in bed hugging.....18 calories
getting up immediately.....46 calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately..... 924 calories
2007-11-04 01:31:40 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Getting a second er*ction If you are:
20-29 years old.....36 calories
30-39.....90 calories
40-49.....154 calories
50-59 years.....984 calories
60-69 years.....2942 calories
70 and over.....Results are still pending
Dressing up afterwards:
Calmly.....42 calories
In a hurry.....98 calories
With her father knocking on the door.....1324 calories
With your wife knocking on the door.....4684 calories
2007-11-04 01:32:00 · update #1
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2007-11-04 02:28:08 · answer #1 · answered by Redz 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You deserve all kudos for giving such scientific search results. You are helping the cause of those involved in this exercise. Some of those not so favourably inclined towards this will now find it a profitable proposition to shed unwanted calories.
But, I have a doubt. In 69, one with head down should burn more calories than the other. But, does your 112 calories represent the figure of both put together or of one only. If it is of both, what is the calorie score of 6 and that of 9 separately? Again, in the dog category, the one on all fours burns less number of calories than the one with two legs on the other. What is their individual score?
Unless you give importance to minute details like this, the research will remain inconclusive.
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2014-08-21 22:41:30 · answer #3 · answered by Mukesh 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-11-04 03:40:50 · answer #4 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-11-04 01:55:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol with a bit of luck and a lot of s*x, could lose about a stone before the festive season. Great.
2007-11-04 01:44:50 · answer #6 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
This explains why I've been losing so much weight! Thanx.
2007-11-04 03:56:50 · answer #7 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol, 10/10, *. Brilliant.
2007-11-04 02:24:19 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!..that is funny stuff..i say, go for BIG calories and work for it...it's good exercise lol...
2007-11-04 01:35:07 · answer #9 · answered by Robin 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-04 02:15:58 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋