Forget world peace. Visualize using your indicators.
If you don’t like my driving, don’t call anyone. Just take another road. That’s why the government made so many of them.
If you Drink, Don’t Park – Accidents cause People.
Who Lit the Fuse on your Tampon?
If that Phone was up you’re A*se, maybe you could drive a little better.
To All You Virgins, Thanks For Nothing.
Impotence: Nature’s Way Of Saying ‘No Hard Feelings’
If You Can Read This, I’ve Lost My Trailer.
Horn Broken …..Watch for Finger.
It’s Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Bogey.
If You’re Not A Haemorrhoid, Get Off My A*se
So Many Pedestrians – So Little Time.
Fight Crime – Shoot Back
Saw it……….Wanted it…………..Had a Tantrum………Got it!
Grow Your Own Dope – Plant a Man.
You Can’t Scare Me, I Have Children.
2007-11-03 23:43:17 · 27 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
all hail Brian M.
2007-11-04 03:09:59 · answer #1 · answered by half-jaw 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent 10/10.
2007-11-04 02:57:01 · answer #2 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-11-03 23:46:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LoL those were awesome! Here is a funny t-shirt saying I had read a while back..
On a man's shirt obviously
Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night.
Crude but hilarious!
2007-11-04 05:52:56 · answer #4 · answered by Kristen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let me add some please.
Does my bum look big in this?
Men can clean cars all day, but driving is best left to the experts.
A dog is for life, not like men.
2007-11-04 07:03:07 · answer #5 · answered by TRACI 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grow your own dope - Plant a man.
Excellent.
2007-11-03 23:48:42 · answer #6 · answered by monkeyface 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
seen on the back of a motorcycle driver:
"If you can read this, the b**ch fell off."
"Hey, you're driving a car, not a phone booth. Hang up and drive idiot"
2007-11-03 23:49:29 · answer #7 · answered by Bill 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
an excellent list matey
full of STAR appeal
2007-11-04 01:07:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you can read this where the hell is my caravan
In real tiny letters - if you can read this you are about to crash
what the last last thing that goes thru a bugs mind when he hits your windsheild??
His Bum.
2007-11-04 00:33:09 · answer #9 · answered by TOP DOG 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao superb.
2007-11-04 15:50:36 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i brought 1 not long ago it says: men are like public toilets, they're either taken or full of s h i t
2007-11-04 00:23:35 · answer #11 · answered by * mandie * 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋