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It would be so much easier to get a table at Red Lobster if you folks would just follow your instruction book.

2007-11-03 21:40:40 · 13 answers · asked by 9 O'clock Lonnie 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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As far as I know, the ban is still in place...and I eat shellfish every chance I get. Snow crab legs and steamed shrimp are my favorites.

2007-11-03 21:50:51 · answer #1 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 2 1

First of all, no self-respecting Jew would be caught dead at Red Lobster... we prefer more upscale joints...especially when we cannot get a table at a decent Chinese restaurant.

As for your question, the ban on shellfish and pork has never been repealed and, unlike Christians, we don't get "special dispensations".

The fact of the matter is that, if we break with Jewish Law for any reason, we'll get judged and do 08 months MAX in G-d's rehab unit, whereas Christians believe Hell is forever.

So, since the odds of a Jew breaking one of the 613 Laws of G-d are pretty good, we might as well enjoy the Lobster and a good BLT.

In for a penny, in for a pound, right? If you're gonna get nailed for something anyways, you might as well get your money's worth.

(Yes, I am Jewish).

2007-11-03 21:50:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Oh, attempt Tilapia! that's so good! i appreciate the recent Orleans Seafood at Ruby Tuesdays...it is executed in an exceptionally mild cajun style and is crowned with some shrimp and a parmesan sauce that's to die for! so some distance as living house training is going, any lemon or herb broiling should be highly person-friendly. I also like Walleye or only a Whitefish. you could batter it and fry it, or attempt this person-friendly recipe on any variety of fish: elements: a million a million/2 pounds frozen tilapia, thawed a million teaspoon garlic powder a million/4 cup melted butter a million/4 cup lemon juice a million/4 cup soy sauce paprika training: position tilapia fillets in a shallow dish; sprinkle with garlic powder. combine melted butter, lemon juice, and soy sauce; pour over tilapia then turn to coat. enable stand for 10 minutes. position fish on broiler pan then broil about 4 inches from warmth for more advantageous or less 5 minutes on both area, or till fish flakes truly with a fork. Sprinkle with paprika. Tilapia recipe serves 4.

2016-10-23 09:07:30 · answer #3 · answered by polich 4 · 0 0

Acts 9

2007-11-03 21:13:35 · answer #4 · answered by SDW 6 · 1 1

For Christians:
Peter's vision in Acts 10 is often referred to, but more definite is the interesting interpolation in Mark 7:14-23
"(Thus he declared all foods clean)"

Brackets in the text (RSV, NIV, NASB)

2007-11-03 21:30:39 · answer #5 · answered by Pedestal 42 7 · 1 0

I have no need for a God, I'm my own person.
I will choose what I want to eat.



lol

2007-11-04 05:46:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

My God never band shell fish!

2007-11-03 21:20:48 · answer #7 · answered by Bobby The Wolf JPA 3 · 1 2

I guess that is what confession and a handful of Hail Mary's are for.

2007-11-03 21:45:32 · answer #8 · answered by rushmore223 5 · 1 2

the bible included helpful rules at the time.
like undercooked shellfish will make you sick or pork.
same goes for masturbating (needed to create more followers) and gay sex( the same)

2007-11-03 21:47:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 4

When He gave His new covenant.

2007-11-03 21:50:25 · answer #10 · answered by Nina, BaC 7 · 1 2

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