2007-11-03 16:43:36 · 17 answers · asked by yelxeH 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Leave me alone.
And have a nice life. :)
Seriously, it's all up to you, and I'm not going to let you drag me into this.
2007-11-03 16:50:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. No killing allowed.
2. No stealing stuff from others.
3. No sneaky stuff and make yourself useful and HELP others.
4. No lying if it hurts someone to know ... or NOT know.
5. No scamming, spamming or digi-camming (if the person doesn't want you doin' it).
6. No getting married unless you "mean" it!
7. No judging ANYBODY. Mind your own business.
8. No talking loud on a cell phone ESPECIALLY IN A THEATRE!
9. No being mean to any animals ... or littering.
10. NO SPITTIN' ON THE EARTH!
Or else you will have Lysol Liquid Cleanser poured on your head from Heaven and you'll get warts on your privates and people will no longer be able to stand your breath and you'll never get a date or get laid EVER again!
So be it, so it is.
:D
2007-11-03 23:57:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. Stay out of your neighbor's business and bedroom.
2. Live and let live.
3. Help those around you who need it.
4. Every Thursday, gather in temples and bake me cookies. Lots and lots of cookies. And no nuts, dammit!!!
5. Stop complaining. Get off your butt and make a change if you don't like something...but please refer to #1 before you do.
6. No heaven or hell...but the willfully ignorant and closed-minded will be given punitive swirlies in the afterlife, just to let them know that being willyfully ignorant and closed-minded is NOT COOL.
7. Treat others as you want to be treated.
8. And lighten up, dammit!
You get the idea.
Oh, and my official title would be Grand Poobah of the Universe, LLC.
2007-11-03 23:52:46 · answer #3 · answered by War Games AM 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1) Get a Life!
2) Leave me alone!
3) Any questions, refer to 1 & 2.
2007-11-04 00:14:08 · answer #4 · answered by Champion of Knowledge 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I wouldn't have forced any of the hapless little creatures into existence just for my own twisted entertainment. But otherwise, I wouldn't have any commandments in the sense of unbreakable rules. I'd give advice, if asked, but I don't see the justice in policing people who had no choice in their existence.
2007-11-03 23:50:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thou shalt use common sense.
Thou shalt be nice to one another.
Thou shalt eat your veggies.
Do unto others only what thou wouldst want done unto thee.
Brush your teeth 2wice daily.
Thou shalt stay mentally young and not take so many things so seriously.
2007-11-03 23:49:40 · answer #6 · answered by umwut? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
1. Thou shalt be tolerant..
2. If thou canst not be tolerant, thou shalt shut up about it.
3. Thou shalt mind thine own business about other people's beliefs, sexual orientation, etc.
2007-11-03 23:53:56 · answer #7 · answered by irish1 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Forget the worship of me and just try to get along.
2007-11-03 23:48:30 · answer #8 · answered by Mr. Bodhisattva 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
only lookers in church! no sorry ahm only good food to be serevd after the service and buy me a new car!!
2007-11-03 23:52:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) Be excellent to each other...
2) Party on, dudes!
2007-11-03 23:46:54 · answer #10 · answered by SDW 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋