A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
"Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
"But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding cake".
2007-11-03 13:59:15 · 18 answers · asked by pd6491 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2007-11-03 14:55:19 · answer #1 · answered by MJ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-03 15:32:07 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really thought it was going to be serious, but then I started cracking up that is like the best joke I have heard from the jokes section :D props to you
2016-04-02 03:20:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes because marriage will kill you. By eating that cake death comes quicker.
2007-11-03 14:29:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah..please..not everyone..just the men!!
2007-11-04 14:39:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol now that was ssoo very funny and so true,here you may have a star and thanks for the laugh.xxx
2007-11-03 14:23:12 · answer #6 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe funny old man
2007-11-03 14:07:57 · answer #7 · answered by strawberry fields 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha had to read it twice but i got it lol funny!
2007-11-03 14:28:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
here is a star
2007-11-03 14:02:39 · answer #9 · answered by aabigaa2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
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2007-11-11 12:06:18 · answer #10 · answered by lalala 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋