What is your funniest drunken memory?

Answer 1

Oh so many.... Lastnight was so funny, i had a girl come up to be and say "hi my name is bec" and then kissed me right on the dance floor. It was like a scene straight out of the L word... and now i cant get her out of my head :P

Answer 2

Ok problem here is I kind of need 5 years till I can drink leagily and in genrel even if i could i woudnt *oh ya total angel* hehehe.
BUT you could put into account of just being plain high mostly from lack of sleep and then adding to that 5 cups of caffien if thats the case then mostly in school last year were wehad this really important test and everyone was so blue about it an i was sitting there bursting into fits of giggles every 2 seconds much to my teachers amusment.

Answer 3

My funniest drunken memory was when i woke up one morning after a good drunken sleep, to find out that i slept all night in a toilet. When I opened my eyes that morning, i thought to myself, o what a beautiful mosaic this is, and where am i, only to find out that i was in a toilet.

Answer 4

Awh I actual have too many. yet right this is one for ya. ok so i became into inebriated with a huge gang of pals all twisted out of our minds & we theory it would be a giggle to bypass up right into a three storey automobile park & holiday trolleys down the ramps. approximately 6 of them have been given in a single then the wheel broke off & they went flying. I now understand why the is an age cut back on alcohol. Or this different time we've been rolling down hills, however the hill became into like stairs so each and every time you all started out somebody might might desire to return over to help you roll to the subsequent point.

Answer 5

I was with a friend in Blacksburg one time, staying at a hotel. We bar crawled all day and night and ended up in the hotel bar and got completely annihilated. We couldn't figure out the keycard for the room so my buddy went to get the night manager, when they returned I was asleep against the door in the hallway. The manager picked me up and carried me into the room like a bride and put me on the bed, at which point I woke up and started yelling at him, telling him he was not my effing dad and he couldn't tell me what to do. Allegedly I peed on the minifridge later that night. Allegedly.

Answer 6

Not funny but my sister was a bartender years ago and back then the drinking age was 18. So... big sister supplied the unlimited cinnamon schnapps. That was a Friday and I did not get out of bed until Sunday night. To this day, I literally get sick and nauseated from the smell of cinnamon.

Answer 7

this just happened a over the summer...my husband's best friend (who is female) was getting married and so all of us girls decided to go out and go drinking. Anyhoo, I was drinking a spiked watermelon and admiring her brand new deck of naked and nearly naked men cards. As I went to go grab a card my hand hits my nearly full glass and goes flying right onto the soon to be bride. It was like it happened in slow motion. It completely drenched her from the left boob down and made it look as if she peed on herself and ruined her naked men cards. She then had to walk past everybody else in the restaurant to the bathroom to try to dry off.

once she came back everybody took a look at the ruined drinks and the still wet soon to be bride and busted out laughing. I get the feeling I won't live that down.

Answer 8

Not quite a 'memory' - but... I was sick and drunk years ago at a college party. I got up on my soapbox (literally, I remember they gave me something to stand on) and told the audience ALL (non-pc btw) that I thought was wrong with the world. People for months were telling me how funny and true it was, but I still don't remember any of it!

Answer 9

Not to sound like a party pooper but when I look back on the times I was drunk, I can't laugh about it. I was immature, obnoxious and damn lucky that I'm still alive. I guess puking and acting stupid is not a fun thing to remember but I can chuckle with the others memories.

Answer 10

I was at a party with my best friend and we were really drunk. All I remember is I woke up in the hospital. I had a broken arm and leg. I was a real mess. When my friend came to see me I ask him what happened at the party that put me in the hospital. You were really drunk and went upstairs and bet everyone at the party you could jump out the window and fly to the ground. I can't believe you let me do it. Let you do it? Hell I bet $5 you could do it.