I'm a little mouse named Keith..
I circumcise men with my teeth..
i don't do it for leisure..
or sexual pleasure..
but just for the cheese underneath!
2007-11-03 11:12:34 · 15 answers · asked by Tom G 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol funny but rough
2007-11-04 08:34:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I as quickly as met a woman in a wheelchair on a coastline whilst i became walking alongside the water. As I approached i'd desire to work out she became crying. I reported to her what's erroneous? She reported " i'm 21 and that i've got on no account been kissed" So I bent over and gently gave her a kiss on the lips and that i walked off. As I walked off she started balling her eyes out. I grew to become and stepped back to her and that i reported " what's erroneous now" She reported nicely i'm 21 and that i've got on no account been Phucked. So I gently scooped her out of her wheelchair and that i threw her into the sea. I reported to her, "There, now you're phucked."
2016-09-28 06:47:07 · answer #2 · answered by scharff 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eew totally an utterly rancid you are one sick individual who needs help blah il send ya adry cleanin bill 4 rug cos of thsi ive puked
2007-11-03 11:19:45 · answer #3 · answered by sallyaboulter 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They say fine cheese should be aged. Age this one. One groan, one laugh, on this one.
2007-11-03 11:27:42 · answer #4 · answered by rann_georgia 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Needs work!
2007-11-03 11:25:39 · answer #5 · answered by doglover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sicko. I'm only answering this for points
2007-11-03 11:50:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, too painful to think about.
2007-11-03 11:33:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uhh... not as good as the other one.
2007-11-03 11:57:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol
2007-11-03 11:59:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oops! :0) xx
2007-11-03 11:29:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋