When Mr. O'Leary died, an elaborate wake was planned. In preparation, Mrs. O'Leary called the undertaker aside for a private little talk.
"Please be sure to secure his toupee to his head very securely. No one but I knew he was bald," she confided, "and he'd never rest in peace if anyone found out at this point. Our friends from the old country are sure to hold his hands and touch his head before they're through paying their last respects."
"Rest assured, Mrs. O'Leary," comforted the under- taker. "I'll fix it so that toupee will never come off."
Sure enough, the day of the wake the old timers were giving O'Leary's ancient corpse quite a going over, but the toupee stayed firmly in place. At the end of the day, a delighted Mrs. O'Leary offered the undertaker an extra hundred dollars for handling the matter so professionally.
"Oh, I couldn't possibly accept your money," protested the undertaker. "What's a few nails?"
2007-11-03 11:06:39 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lmao
very funny
10/10*
2007-11-03 18:29:53 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-03 19:41:39 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not sure about that one. I guess it was funny.
2007-11-03 18:10:33 · answer #3 · answered by angel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Good You sure "NAILED" that one!!!!Good Job
2007-11-03 19:38:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that"s a bit "tack"less! but very good!
2007-11-03 18:17:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was one way to keep it on.
roflmao
2007-11-03 18:12:33 · answer #6 · answered by mrs_pipesmoker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg!where did you get that one?cor blimey!!!
2007-11-03 18:10:03 · answer #7 · answered by miss behaving. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
amazingly funny,well done!!
2007-11-03 18:14:12 · answer #8 · answered by unclefesta_32 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG that is funny!!!!
2007-11-03 18:11:26 · answer #9 · answered by Courtney 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol.lol
2007-11-03 19:39:09 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋