It was Miss Mary's first day out of teachers college, and to find out how clever her class of Year one's were, decided to give them a spelling test.
"I'd like everyone to tell me what they had for breakfast, then spell it for me".
Little Johnny waved his hand in the air frantically,but the sweet young teacher fresh from college had been warned by the Headmaster to watch out for this young lad as he was known to swear a bit.
Jane, sitting in the front row, "Miss,I had weetbix for breakfast w-e-e-t-b-i-x".
"That's very good", said Miss Mary, "now, Peter what about you".
"Well Miss, I had toast t-o-a-s-t-"
"Well done Peter". In the meantime Little Johnny's still trying to draw attention to himself.
"Alright Johnny, what did you have for breakfast".
Johnny replied "F**k all f-u-c-k-a-l-l ."
Dumbfounded Miss Mary decided to change the subject.
"OK we will now move on to geography. Can anyone tell me where the Afghanistan border is? The whole class sat in silence - except for Little Johnny who's hand shot straight in the air.
Miss Mary anxiously looked around for another respondent but finally gave in
"Alright Johnny, where is the Afghanistan border?"
"Home in bed with Mum, - that's why I got f**k all for breakfast!!
2007-11-03 10:38:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol poor poor Johnny feel so sorry for that lad,here have a star.xxx
2007-11-03 11:07:05 · answer #1 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-23 08:26:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sad but funny! 10!
2007-11-03 12:51:00 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i had to read it three times got there in the end,good one!!
2007-11-03 10:55:25 · answer #4 · answered by miss behaving. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had to read it twice, a good one.
2007-11-03 10:44:34 · answer #5 · answered by angel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha very funny ***
2007-11-03 18:33:49 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
AAAAWWWWso cruel, better phone child line.....
2007-11-03 12:07:23 · answer #7 · answered by debray 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a classic-i laughed so much i nearly passed my fags around!!!
2007-11-03 16:09:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
not a lot.lol
2007-11-03 10:59:03 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what no bacon and egg!!
2007-11-03 10:42:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋