Retiring Generals?

Question

The pentagon recently found that they had too many generals and
offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general
who retired straight away, his full annual benefits, PLUS
$10,000.00 for every inch measured in a straight line along the
retiring general's body which he chose. (something Congress
came up with!)

The first general accepted. He asked the pension man to measure
from the top of his head to his toes. 6 feet. He walked out
with a cheque for $720,000.00. The second general asked them
to measure from the tip of his outstreched hands to his toes.
8 feet. He walked out with a cheque for $960,000.00.

Meantime, the first general had tipped off the third. When he
was asked where to measure, he told the pension man, "from the
tip of my penis to my balls." The pension man said that he had
better get the Medical Officer to de the measuring. The Medical
Officer asked the General to drop 'em. He did. The Medical
Officer placed the tape on the tip of the general's penis and
began to work back. "My God!" he said, "Where are your balls?"
The general replied, "in Vietnam."

Answer 1

is vietnam near bangcock.lol

Answer 2

Interesting. I'm for Obama. If you read Rolling Stone they report the facts. If you read this months addition, its quite interesting and it gives a new light on McCain and his campaign. It also says some stuff about bush. I just wonder how i missed it in 2000 and 2004. In 2000 if i would have been old enough to vote i would have gone for McCain but he has since changed his view on a lot of things so now i;'m for Obama because i think that he's that right choice for out country.

Answer 3

Lmao
very funny
10/10*

Answer 4

Funny! 10!

Answer 5

Bingo! easily scored the big money lol

Answer 6

In Vietnam were they ere shoot off.

Answer 7

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

Answer 8

Very good

Answer 9

fuuny

Answer 10

omg!!! He is pretty smart!! lol