The preacher's Sunday sermon was "Forgive Your Enemies" She asked, "How many have forgiven your enemies?" About half held up their hands.
She repeated the question, now about 80% raised their hands. She repeated the question again, all raised their hands except one elderly lady.
"Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any" she responded.
"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-three" she replied.
"Mrs. Jones, would you please come forward and explain to the congregation how a person cannot have an enemy in the world."
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, and said:.................................................
"It's easy. I just outlived those b!tches."
2007-11-03 08:43:53 · 17 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that is a Excellent joke.!!!
10/10.!!!
The best way is to outlive them, lol.!!!
Cheers for a smile.!!
2007-11-03 09:03:54 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you are the Sparky I used to know, I understand why you think this is amusing. If not, I apologize in advance.
2007-11-03 16:03:06 · answer #2 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of the best jokes!!! Hehe! Granma swearing... hillaaaarious!
2007-11-03 16:07:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omfg i love that. thx for the laugh. 100/10
2007-11-03 16:10:51 · answer #4 · answered by he makes her world go round 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You WILL be reported! By the anti free speech and religious nuts. ( Good one)
2007-11-03 16:39:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one! count on you for the jokes that havent been rehashed for years!
:)
2007-11-03 18:39:50 · answer #6 · answered by cauliflower 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha none left,good old mrs jones !*
2007-11-03 15:49:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wasn't expecting it to end like that. hahaha
2007-11-03 15:57:09 · answer #8 · answered by Black 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-03 15:51:05 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha only thing is its in church and that may offend some people
2007-11-03 16:11:26 · answer #10 · answered by kenz_rox 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋