2007-11-03 08:17:12 · 17 answers · asked by queen of snarky-yack again 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Because they would also have to get into the whole "if Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares then why does he keep doing it" conundrum.
2007-11-03 08:20:53 · answer #1 · answered by bete noire Carpe Noctum 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A wood chuck could chuck all the wood he could but only if tha woodchuck was Chuck Norris.
Norris 3:25
2007-11-03 13:14:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris it wouldn't need to chuck wood, because Chuck Norris would chuck the wood chucks wood.
2016-03-13 22:26:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-02-03 01:24:48 · answer #4 · answered by Maryjane 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It does talk about how much wood a gopher could chuck.
6:14 Make thee an ark of gopher wood; rooms shalt thou make in the ark, and shalt pitch it within and without with pitch.
2007-11-03 08:21:45 · answer #5 · answered by DEPRESSED™ Volatile Tempter 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ah, subliminally it totally does! Chuck is for Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris is anywhere.
2007-11-03 12:54:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
or How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck.
2007-11-03 08:20:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Because the men who wrote the bible couldn't find a way to make money from it.
2007-11-03 08:22:14 · answer #8 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Or Suzie sells seashells by the seashore.
2007-11-03 08:19:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Maybe we need a bible decoder to get the answer. 0.0
2007-11-03 08:24:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋