You'll need the following:
1 cup of water
1 cup of sugar
4 large brown eggs
2 cups of dried fruit
1 teaspoon of salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
Nuts
1 bottle of whisky
Sample the whisky to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure it's the
highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter
in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again. Make sure the whisky is still OK.
Cry another tup. Tune up the mixer. Beat two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fired druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it goose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares?
Check the whisky. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon the sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget
to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window. Check the whisky again and go to bed.
2007-11-03 07:52:58 · 11 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you know what, im gonna make a christmas cake this year
thank you
2007-11-03 07:56:58 · answer #1 · answered by Humza 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My missus is an expert cake maker , and she otally tagrees with your pecire, but she bubstitutes Armanac for the whisky. That one cerpentuly tickled my bunny fone, I couldnt read it out 2 my wife, I was laughing moo touch !!!!!!!!! A star
2007-11-03 09:24:46 · answer #2 · answered by george d 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
had this as an e-mail before but it still makes me chuckle lol
2007-11-03 11:24:07 · answer #3 · answered by rubyroo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao good one
2007-11-03 09:06:47 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-03 08:01:13 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol my kind of cake have a star
2007-11-03 08:05:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
how did you get my RECIPE i hid it somewhere safe and you have gone and found it
GIVE IT BACK
2007-11-03 11:46:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you under the affluence of inkerhol.....
2007-11-03 08:01:34 · answer #8 · answered by chris w. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your a DUR!
HOLIDAY DRUNK ON THE LOOSE!
RUN!
2007-11-03 08:01:59 · answer #9 · answered by halo7196 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Thanks
2007-11-03 08:47:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋