* Airplanes kill retarded men a lot faster than the men kill themselves.
* Airplanes don't get mad if you hide the remote.
* Airplanes don't object to how many bags you take on a trip.
* Airplanes always have a better build than men.
* Airplanes don't come with idiocy.
* Airplanes don't care what you're wearing, or how other airplanes look at you while you're wearing it.
* Airplanes don't care if you fly other airplanes.
* Airplanes don't mind if you're IN their airplane magazines, or how many other people are looking at the airplane magazines.
* Airplanes don't expect to be untied, after you tie them to a brick and throw them in the ocean.
* Airplanes don't comment on how high maintenance you are; they require quite a bit of maintenance, themselves.
* Airplanes don't burp, even if something is wrong.
AND airplanes can carry a LOT more bags than men can.
OWNED.
2007-11-03 07:50:14 · 13 answers · asked by [[Princess For The Day]] 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Perceus--Ha. Try me.
2007-11-03 07:55:27 · update #1
DEWD!
I'm the poser!?
*tear*
2007-11-03 07:58:34 · update #2
LOL you poser you!!
kill retarded men...hey that got an automatic star!!
Hey and even the ugliest people can get some action from airport security.
2007-11-03 07:57:57 · answer #1 · answered by queen of snarky-yack again 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I prefer motorcycles myself. Nothing against airplanes-except for the high cost of travel. Since mostly men are pilots-and mostly men ride motorcycles we are still dependent on them aren't we?
2007-11-03 08:03:04 · answer #2 · answered by PrivacyNowPlease! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
But I don't get it? Of course women don't prefer airplanes to men! That's just plane silly!
2007-11-03 13:12:43 · answer #3 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Don't forget - Airplanes have the little back box so we can always know what's going on - on the inside - if need be.... Men don't!!!
LOL! You made my day!
2007-11-03 08:22:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I like airplanes.
2007-11-03 07:56:38 · answer #5 · answered by Ruth 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
while you make several good points i have to almost agree with the guy about the spiders.
except i don't run around screaming...lol
you're not a poser...you can be a vt if you want to. ((hugs))
bb
2007-11-03 08:03:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hope not, but I'm a bit afraid: I showed my fiancee this and she just started laughing uproariously and walked off.
Um... airplane gods...?
2007-11-03 07:56:26 · answer #7 · answered by Quaoar Rocks! 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
women carry a lot more baggage than a plan could
owned
2007-11-03 18:20:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pin'em women down! Don't let'em fly!
2007-11-03 08:01:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds good to me. Lol
2007-11-03 07:53:29 · answer #10 · answered by Maple Sugar 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋