A man took his wife on vacation to Florida once. They stayed in a resort hotel, swam on the beach, and spent hundreds on the beachside souveneir shops. When it finally came time to go, they were having trouble fitting everything into their suitcases. But finally, they managed to squeeze everything in, and caught a taxi to the airport.
But when the man's carry-on luggage set the metal detector off, the security guard informed him that they were going to have to open it. "Oh, great," said the man, thinking of all the compressed articles inside. "It's going to EXPLODE."
One week later they were let out of prison.
2007-11-03 07:27:13 · 18 answers · asked by Ory O Oreo 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cool
2007-11-03 09:03:55 · answer #1 · answered by Harry Potter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the question?
For the record, anyone dumb enough to use the words,"it's going to explode," while referring to a suitcase in an airport is only inviting trouble. You've got to be smarter than that.
2007-11-03 14:32:19 · answer #2 · answered by MIKE l 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Pretty funny!
2007-11-03 23:51:12 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
have a star
2007-11-03 14:35:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL...nice joke man...
2007-11-03 14:41:49 · answer #5 · answered by hfy2k 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked it
2007-11-03 15:02:09 · answer #6 · answered by Emma 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*sigh*
This is a very sad world.
2007-11-03 14:30:14 · answer #7 · answered by heart6213a 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL cute
2007-11-03 14:29:10 · answer #8 · answered by T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny
2007-11-03 14:31:00 · answer #9 · answered by cuddlbunny2003 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2007-11-03 14:42:11 · answer #10 · answered by prakash k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋