Q: WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
A: Because they are plugged into a genius
Q: WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
A:(they don't have enough time
Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
A: you need a rough draft before you make the finished copy.
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'
And some one-liners:
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma .'
2007-11-03 06:45:20 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'
'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
2007-11-03 06:45:50 · update #1
I asked you to quit stalking me! Now apologise for everything you posted that you heard last night while standing outside my house!
2007-11-03 13:05:40 · answer #1 · answered by Dj_Ez 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'
lol
2007-11-03 08:08:37 · answer #2 · answered by Far Dreamer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
A: you need a rough draft before you make the finished copy.
2007-11-03 06:57:51 · answer #3 · answered by Dawn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My favorite is Why don't women blink during sex?. You have a great sense of humor. Thanks for sharing, it's great to have a good laugh. You guys can laugh as well, we ladies know they're not really true.
2007-11-03 07:03:05 · answer #4 · answered by Lacy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Got me laughing Niel.!!!
10/10 man.!!!
Cheers for a laugh now let me go read the Instruction Manual, lol.!!!
2007-11-03 06:54:00 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wicked!!
Must say the one liners where brilliant!!
10/10 + *
2007-11-04 01:49:40 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You earn a gold star from me for these. Loved them.
2007-11-03 07:02:21 · answer #7 · answered by kaz100jay 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why when jokes are put up about blokes everybody laughs, but if its about women you get as many complaints as you do laughs? lol
2007-11-03 08:10:57 · answer #8 · answered by monkeynuts 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they are all great but the first one is my favourite .
god was obviously having a bad day when she made men
2007-11-03 07:04:54 · answer #9 · answered by chloe 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha, I like the one about "what does your shirt say"!
2007-11-03 06:49:35 · answer #10 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋