A little boy about 12 years old is walking down the street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a "house of ill repute" and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted.
He said, "I want to have s*x with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it." The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in, once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course the Madam said "No". The boy said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber - THAT'S the girl I want."
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.
The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"
He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter.
After they leave, my baby-sitter will have s*x with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll give her o*e in the car and he'll catch the disease.
Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mum will go to bed and have s*x, and Mum will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mum and catch the disease, and
HE'S the pr**k who ran over my FROG!"
2007-11-03 05:57:41 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why do people come to this page---Jokes and Riddles----and ask "what's the question"? as their answer. Some of these people must be about as much use anywhere as a chocolate tea pot.
2007-11-03 08:42:56 · update #1
Worth sticking with it for the laughs!!
Absolutely brilliant!!
10/10 + * for you!!
2007-11-03 06:01:15 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The kid's a deep thinker, but he should've just took pictures of mom & the milkman -- then had dad take him to see anyone but Amber! Good one, anyway.
2007-11-03 07:26:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent Joke Francis Henry.!!!
The little tiger has got it all worked out, lol.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!
2007-11-03 06:10:39 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-03 08:34:11 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did u censore prick? fail to see how thats a bad word...
2007-11-03 07:36:47 · answer #5 · answered by DBL-G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant have a star.
2007-11-03 06:13:07 · answer #6 · answered by louise d 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-03 11:30:50 · answer #7 · answered by cinderella 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-11-03 06:16:52 · answer #8 · answered by mal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha brilliant. x
2007-11-03 06:07:37 · answer #9 · answered by Ice Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha brillient i love it!!
2007-11-03 07:19:26 · answer #10 · answered by barbiedonlon 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋