Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.
The road to success... is always under construction.
In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
Since light travels faster than sound, people appear brighter before you actually hear them speak.
Everyone has a scheme of getting rich which never works.
If at first you don't succeed.. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.
If you have played hooky, the professor has taken attendance.
2007-11-03 05:32:37 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-11-03 06:21:22 · answer #1 · answered by Lasagna delivery guy 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny!
2007-11-03 05:47:10 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-11-03 06:31:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
2 thumbs up :)
2007-11-03 05:48:24 · answer #4 · answered by .:::Niko:::. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, I especially like # 6
and star for you!
2007-11-03 06:09:04 · answer #5 · answered by Lauren =) 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good sir` your a star in the making`?
2007-11-03 05:44:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't really get the last one... but the rest were funny!
2007-11-03 05:37:06 · answer #7 · answered by ஐC*h*e*l*s*i*eஐ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this deserves a star it is really funny
2007-11-03 06:06:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Star coming up.....
2007-11-03 06:58:44 · answer #9 · answered by trish 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Star for you! lol
2007-11-03 05:35:56 · answer #10 · answered by Dr. Ray Langston 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hell yeah! That ain't nothing but the truth! Thanks for sharing, sir! Take care!
2007-11-03 09:31:58 · answer #11 · answered by Oh, it's like that? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋