A blonde keeps having the same weird dream, so she goes to her doctor.
Doctor: "What is your dream about?"
Blonde: "I am being chased by a vampire..."
Doctor: "So, where are you in this dream?"
Blonde: "I am running in a hallway."
Doctor: "Then what happens?"
Blonde: "Well, that's the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happens. I always come to a door, but I can't open it. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it won't budge!"
Doctor: "Does the door have any letters on it?"
Blonde: "Yes."
Doctor: "And what do these letter spell?"
Blonde: "P.. U... L... L..."
2007-11-03 05:17:06 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-11-03 07:08:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-28 06:21:22 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe gotta love the blonde 1's
2007-11-04 00:00:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg thatss soo funny
2007-11-03 05:22:18 · answer #4 · answered by kk dizz =] 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious! It took me a couple of seconds but as soon as i got it couldn't stop laughing. I'm not the stereo-type person but its funny.
2007-11-03 05:45:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can see why The Twilight Zone got canceled.
2007-11-03 05:20:07 · answer #6 · answered by junsumoney 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent again Bare Hug.!!!
10/10.!!!
You keep on pushing but you can't come in, lol.!!!
Cheers Lady.!!
2007-11-03 05:44:21 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. Do you wanna hear another one?
There's a blond who goes to the doctor.
Blonde: "My leg hurts."
(Doctor xrays it and finds nothing wrong with it, but the doctor wants to see just how dumb blondes are)
Doctor: "Okay, we are going to have to saw your leg off."
Blonde: "NOOO!!! Don't saw off just ONE!! Saw them both off!!!"
Doctor: "Well, how will you get where you need to go instead of walking?"
Blonde: "Duh, I'd Float!!!"
2007-11-03 05:24:04 · answer #8 · answered by ~Fearless~ 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol. 10/10. Sweet.
2007-11-03 05:33:23 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol but have you ever met a blond who could read!
2007-11-03 05:20:23 · answer #10 · answered by Benthebus 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋