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And Jesus said unto them, "And whom do you say that I am?"

They replied, "You are the eschatological manifestation of the
ground of our being, the ontological foundation of the context of our
very selfhood revealed."

And Jesus replied, "What?"

2007-11-03 05:10:05 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

Don't you just love it when no one gets a joke....(Jesus did...LOL)
Fickle...you got it!

Good joke...and yes, if you think there's a God you have to know he loves a good laugh.

2007-11-04 01:04:39 · answer #1 · answered by roch_ny_guy 2 · 1 1

It wasn`t the bible Jesus who said that, it was a different Jesus and from then on he thought he was the son of a god; but it backfired when they crucified him.
He was unlucky really, because of all the 458 people in the past 2007 years who said they were Jesus returned, only three were crucified, but it didn`t stop the religious nutters saying and thinking they were the son of a god.
Will they ever give up? And, do you know, people actually believe them!!!
Unbelievable but it shows how people can easily be brainwashed where religion is concerned.

2007-11-03 12:27:21 · answer #2 · answered by Montgomery B 4 · 0 2

yep, thats going to be said to every one that claimed to be Chrisitian and those that dont believe will be saying that on the road down

He does get lost in the conversation,...cause we dont listen enough
wonder why we are called sheep for a reason...lol

2007-11-03 12:21:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hahaha...just proved that Jesus really DOES have a sense of humor!!! LOL Laughed for a good while on that one! Thanks babe!!! =D

2007-11-03 13:52:21 · answer #4 · answered by F-1 says KISS IT! 7 · 1 0

Jesus, that means you're God.

2007-11-03 12:17:33 · answer #5 · answered by junsumoney 3 · 0 0

honey, you just used words that I can't even pronounce

don't make me re think our friendship

Feck that was funny!

2007-11-03 12:14:17 · answer #6 · answered by Sleepys Gal 666 3 · 0 0

haha jesus is dumb.

2007-11-03 12:37:45 · answer #7 · answered by everyones.aletdown 3 · 0 2

LOL

2007-11-03 12:28:51 · answer #8 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0 0

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