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A maid wanted an increase.

Sarah was upset about it and asked: Now Gloria, why do you think I should pay you more?

Gloria: Well Sarah, there are three reasons for that. The first is I iron better than you.

Sarah: Who said you iron better than me?

Gloria: Your husband.

Sarah: Did he say that?

Gloria: The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.

Sarah: Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?

Gloria: Your husband did.

Sarah: OK

Gloria: The third reason is I am a better lover than you.

Sarah: (Now getting mad at her) Did my husband say that as well?

Gloria: No, the gardener did!

2007-11-03 03:58:49 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

19 answers

I liked it. It made me laugh..... Thanks.

2007-11-03 04:03:29 · answer #1 · answered by rene c 4 · 2 0

Sarah: my husband Is the gardener!!!


the would make it funnier

2007-11-03 04:21:46 · answer #2 · answered by Brittneyy.♥ 5 · 1 1

Haha. Cute.

2007-11-03 05:04:21 · answer #3 · answered by Mullet Master 5000 4 · 2 0

Lol,lol,lol. very funny indeed.
* 10/10.Excellent joke.
She will definitely get the increase......hahaha.

2007-11-03 04:06:23 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 2 0

Nice one!

2007-11-03 04:01:27 · answer #5 · answered by silverearth1 7 · 2 0

Good, but final punch is missing.

2007-11-03 04:06:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

AWESOME! I vould give you 10 syars for this one!

2007-11-03 07:11:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

is the hubby the gardener as well lol

2007-11-03 04:39:11 · answer #8 · answered by lennydiane 3 · 1 0

ha ha ha fuuny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

2007-11-03 04:25:14 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1 0

good one

2007-11-03 04:15:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

lol. funny. i love how some people don't get it.

2007-11-03 06:06:15 · answer #11 · answered by decoratedemergency 4 · 1 0

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