A maid wanted an increase.
Sarah was upset about it and asked: Now Gloria, why do you think I should pay you more?
Gloria: Well Sarah, there are three reasons for that. The first is I iron better than you.
Sarah: Who said you iron better than me?
Gloria: Your husband.
Sarah: Did he say that?
Gloria: The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.
Sarah: Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?
Gloria: Your husband did.
Sarah: OK
Gloria: The third reason is I am a better lover than you.
Sarah: (Now getting mad at her) Did my husband say that as well?
Gloria: No, the gardener did!
2007-11-03
03:58:49
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