Proof that Jesus was Australian:
He wore thongs.
He was a chippy, who like all good union members didn't work on Sundays.
His favourite past times were fishing, camping, going 4-wheel donkeying, and most of his mates were fishermen.
He seemed to know a lot of prostitutes.
His mates all had nicknames: The Rock, The Doubter, Simon Peter, The Baptist, so on and so forth.
The only time he went to church as a young bloke he got into a fight.
He was a champion surfer, it was like he could walk on water.
He did a mean barbeque, 5000 people rock up, no wuckers throw a few fresh caught fish on the barbie, some buns and a bit of mum's potato salad (it's in the Gospel of Thomas, trust me) and bob's your uncle.
No one is exactly sure where he was earning his quid from but he had a mate in the tax office so it was all sweet.
And to top it all off, he turned water into alcohol and if that isn't an Australian miracle I don't know what is!
2007-11-03 02:39:31 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was great! Loved it. Thumbs up for the Aussies
2007-11-03 02:46:20 · answer #1 · answered by Tommiecat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
I can't wait til sleepy sees this one.......
2007-11-03 11:16:03 · answer #2 · answered by Sleepys Wench Feckalot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, funny
2007-11-03 09:52:11 · answer #3 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good!
2007-11-03 09:52:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋