* Airplanes usually kill you quickly; a woman takes her time.
* Airplanes don't get mad if you do a 'touch and go.'
* Airplanes don't object to a pre-flight inspection.
* Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
* Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
* Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.
* Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
* Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
* Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
* Airplanes expect to be tied down.
* Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
* Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
2007-11-03 01:42:29 · 16 answers · asked by Icy Gazpacho 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL.. I gotta get me one of these flying hats for real!
2007-11-03 01:50:37 · update #1
LOL! Of course airplanes can't make you pancakes for breakfast.
2007-11-03 01:48:52 · answer #1 · answered by in a handbasket 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Women are about the only thing in a man's life that costs as much as an airplane.
2007-11-03 01:46:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Interesting question dear !
I have been maried to one woman only but I owned 3 airplanes and flew hundreds....
2007-11-03 01:51:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Hmm.. but airplanes don't kiss like a women or keep you warm at night. :)
Peace
2007-11-03 07:15:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, but you don't get killed if you jump off of a woman before she comes to a "landing." I guess I should have said most women.
2007-11-03 13:58:16 · answer #5 · answered by One Wing Eagle Woman 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Airplanes are also roomier inside and don't complain when you take off your shoes.
2007-11-03 01:48:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
but if you have sex with an airplane - you're considered a bit weird :P
2007-11-03 02:13:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Wow! Your question has opened my eyes, mate!
I'm going out and getting me an airplane..... ;)
2007-11-03 01:47:02 · answer #8 · answered by Jack B, goodbye, Yahoo! 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
airplanes cant love you and make love to you...women
2007-11-03 01:46:30 · answer #9 · answered by babo1dm 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Men prefer women (unless they are gay).
Good Luck!!!
2007-11-03 01:48:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋