A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."
When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nods, "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor.
"No, from skipping," replied the blonde.
2007-11-02 22:25:54 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha nice
a blonde walks up to a soda machine and buys a coke while a man walks up behind her waiting for his turn. The blonde rans a way for a minute then comes back with a bag full of coins and continued putting money into the machine and getting cokes. The man asks her if shes finished and the blonde replys
shhhh im winning!!
2007-11-02 22:58:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
Lmao
funny
10/10
2007-11-03 00:06:17 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-11-02 22:46:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-02 22:35:01 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ive heard this joke about 100 times but its still funny!
2007-11-03 01:35:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...what a misunderstanding!!!
Thanks for the laugh - 10/10
2007-11-02 22:31:52 · answer #6 · answered by Vinz 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha fuuny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-02 23:43:21 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hav a star
2007-11-02 23:52:25 · answer #8 · answered by ★Star Girl★™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, that's pretty good. Wordplay. I like it.
2007-11-02 23:28:15 · answer #9 · answered by Suite-Pee 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny!!! WHAT A SKIP!!
2007-11-02 22:33:28 · answer #10 · answered by Lissa 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋