When the hospital Board of Directors asked a panel of doctors to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital,
the Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists advised no rash moves.
the Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it, but
the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve,
the Obstetricians stated they were all labouring under a misconception.
the Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted;
the Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body," while
the Paediatricians said, "Grow up!"
the Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing, and
the Radiologists could see right through it.
the Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow;
the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter".
the Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but
the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
2007-11-02 21:47:06 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the Anaesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and
the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. And in the end,
the Proctologists left the decision up to some a*shole.
2007-11-02 21:47:24 · update #1
HAT'S OFF FOR THIS JOKE!!!!! U made our whole department laugh till we cryed!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL........
2007-11-02 22:30:53 · answer #1 · answered by Lissa 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao
funny
10/10
Starred.
2007-11-02 21:50:38 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-02 22:10:36 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-11-02 21:58:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL,lol,lol, sooooooooo funny, 10/10 and a star.
2007-11-03 01:28:14 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Me sides are a hurtin.
Me eyes are a waterin.
Jeez man I cant get nuf laffin.
Starred and passed on to my bro-in-law who is a Doc.
Cheers.
2007-11-03 01:24:25 · answer #6 · answered by dtedad-50 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice 1
2007-11-03 00:22:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you 4 gt gyne ha cor ya gotcha thinkin cap on aint ya me headache thinkin bout it let alone writin
2007-11-03 00:13:38 · answer #8 · answered by sallyaboulter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know where you're getting these from, but they're gold.
2007-11-02 22:12:47 · answer #9 · answered by Juzzy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha good one. Aren't they still waiting for an answer from the patients.
2007-11-03 01:25:48 · answer #10 · answered by meg 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋