The many meanings of P-M-S:
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>1. P *** M y Shotgun
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>2.Psychotic Mood S hift
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>3.Perpetual M unching S pree
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>4.Puffy M id-S ection
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>5.P eople Make me Sick
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>6.ProvideMe with S weets
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>7.Pardon M y Sobbing
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>8P imples May S urface
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>9.Pass M y S weatpants
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>10.P issy M ood Syndrome
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>11.Plainly; Men S uck
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>12.Pack M y S tuff
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>.....and my favorite one..
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>13.Potential Murder S uspect
>And as an example
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>Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
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>A: One!!! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY?
>Because no one else in this house knows HOW to
>change a light bulb! They don't even know that the
>bulb is BURNED OUT!! They'd sit there in the dark
>for THREE DAYS before they figured it out!! And,
>once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to
>find the light bulbs despite the fact they've been in
>the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 13 YEARS!
2007-11-02 21:43:58 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
But
>if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find
>the bulbs, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to
>stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would
>STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE
WRAPPER
>THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME
>IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE
>GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL
>SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT
>DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE
>AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DANG HOUSE!
>I'm sorry. What was your question?
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2007-11-02 21:44:25 · update #1
excellent lmao :-)
2007-11-02 23:49:32 · answer #1 · answered by i love anne 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Interesting
2007-11-02 21:48:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Good..lol
2007-11-02 22:35:39 · answer #3 · answered by chrissy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! 10!
2007-11-02 22:01:04 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like #10 the best and don't argue with me about it, ok? I'm not in the mood!
2007-11-03 02:19:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-11-02 21:47:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice 1.lol
2007-11-03 00:13:36 · answer #7 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah pissin men torment
pleb mate tease
push my thinline
passion made tense
push my shitout
pratts men totally
please move somewhere else
2007-11-03 00:17:35 · answer #8 · answered by sallyaboulter 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Great as usual. your a potential P108. Doctor !!!!!
2007-11-03 01:13:16 · answer #9 · answered by dtedad-50 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol!
as a victim of the syndrome I say #6 ALL THE WAY BABY!!!!!!
2007-11-02 21:53:13 · answer #10 · answered by randomsurfchick 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha fuuny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-02 23:46:23 · answer #11 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋