An elderly man in Queensland had owned a large
> > property for several years. He had a dam in the next
> > paddock, fixed up nice picnic tables, horseshoe
> > courts, and some mango and avocado trees. The dam was
> > properly shaped
> > and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
> >
> > One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the
> > dam, as he hadn't been there for a while, to look it
> > over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back
> > some fruit. As he neared the dam, he heard voices
> > shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he
> > saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in
> > his dam. He made the women aware of his presence and
> > they all went to the deep end.
> >
> > One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out
> > until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come
> > down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you
> > get out of the dam naked. " Holding the bucket up he
> > said,
2007-11-02 21:35:47 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"I'm here to feed the crocodile."
> >
> > Moral: Old men might walk slow but they can still
> > think fast.
2007-11-02 21:36:09 · update #1
very good
2007-11-02 21:55:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-03 05:13:35 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very nice
2007-11-03 04:39:14 · answer #3 · answered by Will S 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good One.
2007-11-03 04:45:40 · answer #4 · answered by Rahouel 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sooooooo true thnx for sharing.
2007-11-03 08:33:18 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah very funny ha,ha,ha
2007-11-03 04:42:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
doesnt matter man old or young none think wiv brain only what in there trousers
2007-11-03 07:27:06 · answer #7 · answered by sallyaboulter 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Very true
2007-11-03 04:37:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha fuuny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-03 06:47:36 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great twist, can hear them screaming now !!
2007-11-03 08:48:53 · answer #10 · answered by dtedad-50 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋