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Lisa Burnet,23,a resident of san diego,was visiting her in-laws,and while there she went to a near by supermarket to buy some groceries.Several people noticed her sitting in the car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed,with both hands behind the back of her head.One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car.He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open and she looked very strange.he asked if she was ok and lisa replied that she had been shot in the back of her head and she had been holding her brains in for over an hour.The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car as the doors were locked,and lisa refused to remove her hands from her head.When they finally got in they found that Lisa had a wad of bread dough in the back of her head...A pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat making a loud noise like a shot,and the wad of dough hit her on the back of the head.

2007-11-02 21:31:05 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

When she reached back to find what it was she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.she initially passed out,but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in untill someone noticed and came to her aid.Lisa is blonde !!!!!!!

2007-11-02 21:31:22 · update #1

ok peeps.I dont examine if it is a true story or not,was in my in box ,and I am in a sharing mood as usual

2007-11-02 23:52:04 · update #2

21 answers

***** star 4 u lol.

2007-11-02 21:37:13 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 2 0

Funny! 10!

2007-11-02 22:48:23 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 2 0

Very funny

2007-11-02 21:44:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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2016-10-03 05:53:12 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent story there Panos, anything is possible, lol.!!!
Especially with Blonde's, no just kidding Ladies like blonde's.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!

2007-11-03 07:06:07 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1 0

Lol,lol,lol very funny * 10/10

2007-11-03 01:35:58 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 1 0

That's funny

2007-11-02 21:43:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Mythbusters did this one.
Can't remember the result, but I think they did make the cannister explode, eventually.

2007-11-02 22:04:59 · answer #8 · answered by Juzzy 3 · 2 0

Funny but not an actual true story,

http://www.breakthechain.org/exclusives/biscuits.html


But that was plausable.

2007-11-02 23:19:21 · answer #9 · answered by Melc 4 · 2 0

Very funny.

2007-11-02 22:15:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

ah well quickest diet idae cos doubt shell wana eat bread or biks after dozy tart

2007-11-03 00:30:41 · answer #11 · answered by sallyaboulter 5 · 2 0

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