i am the holy chosen one selectected by the master of the universe ive life long trained direct from him do youlike it or not it dont matter its here so get it in your heads to be ready, any one wishing to show oneness with me or reject me say, let me know, please email oneglobalfamily@yahoo.com so i receive your say due to much work i cant keep looking up pages of many other statements, those in favour i will keep you in the running of close connection
2007-11-02 19:01:09 · 22 answers · asked by Holy Chosen One Prophet 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sorry. I'm booked that week.
I'm having diner with Elvis and Jesus on a space ship where they will be revealing to me the final secret of the Universe.
By the way, you're wrong. The world doesn't end until 2014. You forgot to carry the 2.
2007-11-02 19:13:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he returns he surely will not come in a hospital room or a concrete jungle in a sheet carring a frying pan.
There is scripture about such things and those who hold the keys are not humans. You can wait another 1000 years and keep saying the same things about his coming and surely they will say it already happened. Its not about if he was here or not here, and if he is going to come back and not come back. Its about the meaning behind everything that was said and done. Surely there has been a lost line along the way to make them see such evidence blurred as it was given unto thee long ago the knowledge of such events.
2007-11-03 02:13:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting, ian l. And I suppose we're to believe that someone named ian l is this special person? Sounds one heck of a lot like a faked name and a fake new cult. Don't you have something better to do? After all, we all know Morgoth is the one true master of the universe.
2007-11-03 03:27:58 · answer #3 · answered by urukorcs 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First of all if your were a true Christian at least you would capitalize His glorious Name Jesus.
Have you received Jesus as your personal Savior in your heart?.If you want to just type Yes and I will come back and lead You to Jesus.OK.
2007-11-03 02:12:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What I am going to say is getting to be an old song. "God I really hope this is just a language barrier."
2007-11-03 02:14:45 · answer #5 · answered by swindled 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you arent jesus.you cant speak for him.he knows how to speak for himself.
get a life,already.and quit being such a delusional freak.
2007-11-04 18:06:42 · answer #6 · answered by Miss yavatar girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Talk about false advertising.
2007-11-03 02:23:08 · answer #7 · answered by Uncle Remus 54 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As smart as you think you are, you actually don't know better than your doctor, and you really should start taking your meds again...
2007-11-03 02:08:57 · answer #8 · answered by nobody important 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nope.
2007-11-03 02:04:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm still trying to work it out. What planet are you on?
2007-11-03 02:32:46 · answer #10 · answered by brainstorm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋